March 14, 2008 Friday Nite Chat Party

FRIDAY NITE BOOMER PARTY
March 14, 2008

BOOMER ACHIEVEMENTS:

Our Laneita was voted class flirt for the Class of 66. She happened to be in the class of 1968 at the time, but they all thought she was a senior.

DUTCH6104 FOR PRESIDENT!! He’s looking for a hot chick to be hisVP, in case anyone is interested. (Hillary Clinton is busy.)

Pinkysproud (Victoria) divulged a long-held secret about women: we have the ability to withhold farts. Skie (Steve) is so jealous!)

PrecBay (Barb) has moved back to Reno to be near her grandkids.

Pinky announced she gets her snazzy new drum kit next week, but DoggyNites (Steve) insisted that snazzy new drum kit is British slang for high-tech vibrating dildo. Skie, not to be outdone, related that he had just bought a new set of drums today, which gives him something else to bang. (Sound of rimshot.)

CONDOLENCES

Redhdtexn (Julia) lost her newborn great-niece this past week. Our thoughts are with you, Julia, in this difficult time. Also with Ali, who is still grieving over the loss of her father, but hanging in there.

Did anyone know MSOIGGAL? She passed away yesterday from acute respiratory distress due to pneumonia. She will be cremated and funeral will be Monday in California, Pennsylvania. Our condolences to her friends and family.
BOOMER KIDS/GRANDKIDS

PrecBay (Barb) proudly announced that her step-grandson won the millennium scholarship. Wonderful news, Barb.

CirceUK (Jacs) was feeling a little sad. Her gorgeous son left the nest and moved into his own apartment this week, and she misses him already. (Jacs, if it’s any consolation, they usually move back once or twice before the move “takes.”)

FACEBOOK

I started a new Boomer Group in Facebook and tried to invite all the boomers on my mail list, but I may have missed some of you. If you’d like to “jine up,” let me know. It’s a fun blog site although I have to admit a little confusing to navigate. Theobears (Ellyn) and Laneita both have said they’ve been able to contact former students of theirs after joining Facebook, and FrogieArno has amazed and impressed her daughter by having a face book account. Who knows, maybe someone will locate a long lost love. Ellen and Marnee115 (Marcia) have really going at the Packrat game found on Facebook.

BAWDY HUMOR

Skieluv: There we were, standing on the side of the bed, our lips softly grazing each other, our arms wrapped around each other. Skie, she said, you leave me breathless! PLEASE stop farting, okay honey?

HEALTH

BlombaONE (Barry) reported that WTink45488 (Donna) is still under the weather. Poor girl has had it for about four weeks now. I said sympathetically, “I hope she gets better soon, Les.” He replied, “This is Barry, Linda.”

RATS! I’ve been so proud of myself, learning all the Boomers’ names. Sorry about that, Les and Barry.

LaNeita reported that she’s doing much better. She went to the surgeon yesterday and got a good report. (Anyone see the picture of her car on her face book account? Wow!)

Ruberlegs (Dan) will be having surgery on his bursa. The doctor thinks there will be a 70 to 80 percent improvement after the surgery. Let us know how it goes, Dan.

Pusskitt (Jeannie) reported she’s feeling much better after her recent fall. Good to hear, I know a lot of people are looking forward to meeting her in Vegas.

OldeeBaaat2 (Kathy) recently had a shot of Sumedrol, which she described as a sort of a steroid to help “open her up.” She said she has COPD and a cold, which can be dangerous. She recently had to have a firefighter (her sister) help her during an attack, and she was taken to the ER and given the sumedrol and a scrip for Combivent. Scary stuff, Kathy. Take care of you, okay?

Skieluv: I NEED A CIGARETTE NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruberlegs: SKI no way bud.
Skieluv: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ruberlegs: SKI have sex instead.
Skieluv: Nah, too tired.
Skieluv: Good night, live, laugh, love, forgive, forget.

We love you, Steve.

THIS & THAT

Dutch told us about his first love, a girl named Cindy. He said they were together all through high school, but broke up when he wanted to finish college and she wanted to get married. It’s a bittersweet story that probably all of us have lived through. Hugs to you, Dutch.

Pusskitt (Jeannie) reported that her basset hound was horny. Poor guy hadn’t had any for 17 years. Hmmm, won’t even go there….

DoggyNites (Steve) told us that Pusskitt (Jeannie) is going to take a scrimmage with the OU Sooners this fall. Jeannie says she can’t wait!

A possible record: 3 Oregonians in the room at once: NavyTeam1 (Michael), Billcobby (Bill), and Lpoindext (Linda). Bill remarked that he used to live in the boomer room. He did all our dusting and vacuuming. (Sound of rim shot.) Nice to see you back in the room, Bill. Don’t be such a stranger.

Michael, Our Poet laureate: “The starlight was all that was visible between the candlelit branches of the tree limb where she sat watching for Peter’s return.”

Sigh…don’t know what that means, but it sure was purty…

We may have an additional poet laureteate, though. Laneita, who has been living a “Rear Window” life since her accident, described the view of the sunset from her window:

“Here comes the sun in the window blinding me
Get such beautiful sunsets
Getting blinded by the sun
Darn I keep moving over and the sun is following me
Wish the sun would go down already!
Don't want to hobble in there to close the blinds
Sun keeps moving north each night as it sets
“Ooooooooo the sun finally got really pretty!

Big huge orange ball setiing into the mountain!
Magic Mountain!
I love this time, sky gets ablaze with color.
Each night something different.
So pretty,
Half way down now-
Last of sun just went down.
Yeah.
Now, just a beautiful sky…
“Sky is still light, though.
Pink is gone and it is salmon now;
Clouds are blue gray…
I love how fast the colors change.
God paints beautiful pictures.
Sky still has color
But it is getting dark now.
I love watching sunsets…

Dern purty, Laneita

“Looks like beer time,” declared Wbkwoody53 (Woody).

Harthorn (Charlotte) told Billcobby that she was back in Houston now, following the recent death of her husband. She had even bought a house in Houston, but did plan to visit Singapore soon, and may live there again and just rent out her new house.

ElvisP19 (Rick) assured Rdnck641213 that he is, in fact, NOT dead. Whew, that’s a relief, Rick! Replying to Pixie, Rick said, no, he’s not from Vegas, he’s from Graceland. He didn’t answer whether he really called Ann-Margaret from a pay phone in South Dakota. Rick takes a lot of teasing about his screen name, but he’s a good sport about it; after all, people STILL love Elvis.

There’s no way I could “recap” the following, so I’m typing it as it was said. The following is as it was then, except - YOU ARE THERE. *

WittDNites: poor pup has a toof ache
Ruberlegs3: percs here
Theobears: marsha, either punch him to knock the tooth out,
or knock him out
Ruberlegs3: aw which pup
MarshaWittDNites: lol Ellyn
Dutch6104: <~~~~~~~~~endocet
BLombaONE: Donna is going to take a nap. She said nite all
DoGGyNites: does she have your permission Barry?
Theobears: she doesn't need anybody's permission, especially not a
man's!
DoGGyNites: oh Ellyn!
BLombaONE: She said to tell you that all who are going to Vegas, we'll see
you there
Ruberlegs3: Marsha just grab him by the unit and run to the other side of
the room
Theobears: the unit?
DoGGyNites: She'd have to run down the stairs and out the back yard before it hurt
Dutch6104: <~~ doing the air drums lol
WittDNites: <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~laughin like crazy
TINK 24: LOLOLOL Dogg
Theobears: roflmao
WittDNites: oh SURE!
OnlineHost: Mawort has entered the room.
Ruberlegs3: Steve like a rock
DoGGyNites: nite Barry
TINK 24: Witt, can you make a lasso out of it?
WittDNites: nite Barry**************you take care too
WittDNites: Hi Marcia**********
Mawort: Dutch!!
DoGGyNites: pussy whipped
Theobears: marcia!!!
Wbkwoody53: FOUND ENOUGH FOR A GOOD BOWL FUL
Mawort: WittyM!!!!
TINK 24: hiya Mawort!
DoGGyNites: ooops
Mawort: Hey Theo
WittDNites: hmmmmmmmmm Nancy...........mebbe I shoud TRY that !!!
Dutch6104: wort how are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Mawort: Hiya TINK
TINK 24: hahaha
Mawort: Dutch, kewl. You?
TINK 24: or maybe he should
Mawort: Stevie!!**!!**!!**
TINK 24: he could lasso you LOL
Theobears: maybe that's how he really caught marsha
WittDNites: yikes...what a VISUAL !!!

REMEMBER WHEN…?

* Remember the old TV show, You Are There, with Walter Cronkite? There would be some historical drama presented, and he would start it out with, “all things are now as they were then, except: you are there.” I always loved that!

VEGAS TALK

The boomer reunion is getting closer! From April 10-14, the boomers will descend on Vegas. Will it ever be the same? Ullery2 (Helen) is a chairperson, and you can get information from her. Billcobby (Bill) regretted that he would be in Boise during that time. Helen promised to bring one of her sons’ CDs to her when she gets to Vegas. NavyTeam (Michael) and Bill Cobby and I are going to try and organize a reunion in beautiful Oregon next time. How about it, everyone? Michael reminded us that at the last boomer reunion he went to, he gave away the bride - to DoggyNites (Steve)!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?

* Chet44
* Texanne
* Jamie

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TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT’S ALL FOLKS!